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Defensive Driving Instructor, Danny Preston, is here to assure us that there's a way to avoid immediate road-rage infused conflict, by compartmentalizing that red-faced madness for some icy, calculated revenge, on down the road. 

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Guy's Valentine's Date Fail Ends In Enraged Girlfriend Hanging With Cat Instead

When this money-conscious boyfriend on a budget realized he was about to be a potential $300 in the hole, over a nice Valentine's Day dinner date with his girlfriend, he called a hot audible. Unfortunately, further reflection, gave way to him realizing he could in fact afford the expenditure, but the damage was already done. And the emotional fallout manifested in one bitter girlfriend choosing to spend her night with the cat and some crime entertainment, instead. Lesson learned, my dude. 

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17 Cringeworthy Egotistical Titans of Knowledge Who Think They're All That

Oh man, you don't want to get  into a smart-off with these Leviathans of intellect. Lord knows their enormous brains, crackling with knowledge, would have you slumping at their feet. Seriously, who thinks they're this smart? And further, who thinks it's an attractive quality to go around repeating it?

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All The Joes Flood Cher With Love On Twitter To Say What's Up

Cher kickstarted a Joe-themed revolution on Twitter, when she shared a "mystery" tweet, saying, "joe." Was she dropping a hint, title to an upcoming project? Was she looking for a long lost flame, by the name of Joe? Who's to say. What we do know, is that Joe, in all of Joe's forms, was ready to tweet out some responses. 

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25 Objects That Look Like Tasty Food but Are Totally Not

Is that garlic bread or a sponge? Is that a potato or a rock? These questions and many more will soon be answered. For more photos of delicious looking candles and car parts, check out r/forbiddensnacks. Now someone find me a hot bucket of that lady's delicious looking coat.

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18 Riveting Close Calls Where People Escaped Death by Seconds

You risk your life every time you step out the door. Or even stay at home. Even when you're sleeping. Anyway, these folks are some of the luckiest people out there. You never know how life will roll the dice, but it looks a lot like these people got a second chance that many aren't afforded. If you're in the mood, here are some more nerve-wracking stories of survival.

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Netflix Bandit Loses It When They Can't Log in Anymore

You never know who's been using your Netflix account. In this case, a friend of an Ex from years ago thought they were justified enough to step in and reveal that they'd been using the account. The entitlement is palpable.

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25 Times Silly Cats Didn't Fail To Bring The Laughs On Snapchat

Cats and their brimming curiosity, and wild unpredictability, and surprisingly gracefulness in moments of great duress, are what can truly light up social media with fun, wholesome laughs. They'll often look at us and our phone's camera like they know a whole lot more about what's going on than we do. 

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18 Cursed Images to Make You Feel Lost and Uncomfortable

Basically the opposite of safe and satisfying, cursed images are a collection of weird and no-context pictures that tend to make viewers feel disgusted, dysphoric and generally creeped out. We don't know why they exist, they just do. And if you wanna see way more, well we've got a steady supply of em.

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